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Found Tortoise, Very Calm

by Tara Kincaid · Humor · 3 episodes · 2,567 words · about 11 minutes · complete and free to read

I found a sixty-one pound tortoise walking down the yellow line and posted about her online. Now strangers keep claiming her, each under a different name, and my girlfriend wants her gone by Saturday.

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