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Mitchell Haas

I'm the person at the dog park who learns every dog's name and none of the owners'.

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• Clean and Dry by Mitchell Haas — Fantasy, 3 episodes, about 11 minutes, complete and free. The poodle in my tub cleared his throat and asked me, very politely, to say yes. I run a one-chair grooming shop, and nobody warned me what yes would do to my nose.